i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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