I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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