Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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