I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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