And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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