Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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