I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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