what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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