Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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