is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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