We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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