Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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