I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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