Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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