She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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