How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
you never un-have a 4some
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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