it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
