She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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