Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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