that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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