Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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