How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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