I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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