I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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