I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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