That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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