my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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