We're like a lot better than the average bears
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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