I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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