If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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