So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Can Purell be used as lube?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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