D3 body, D1 cock
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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