worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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