I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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