Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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