I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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