You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
