ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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