Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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