Whod you bang
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Randomize
