I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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