Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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