Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
