somebody snuck up and got me drunk
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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