Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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