I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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