We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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