Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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