So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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