I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
