Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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