Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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