Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
pray to the hookup gods
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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