It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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