one might say we're banned from that church
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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