all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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