I wanna bring you to show and tell
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
and she was petting her beer can
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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