How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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