Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You ruined the universe
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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