I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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