I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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