would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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