That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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