Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I have fence marks all over my body
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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